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DID YOU KNOW THIS?
So everyone knows about meat, dairy, and leather? But there are many other products that you never thought come from cow! Almost everything on a cow can be used. On a 1000 pond cow, 400 will go to meat and 600 to other products. HERE ARE SOME: Bone, Horn, Hooves, & Gelatin Combs, gelatin candy (Gummy Bears), marshmallows, mayonnaise, gelatin, photographic film, steel ball bearings with...
When you feel fat, remember that the earth weighs...
( ) I feel much better now! (x) How do you say that number?! 6 quadrillion and 588 trillion tons.
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Jennifer Aniston Shares Flawless Skin Secrets
twism: During an appearance on Conan O’Brien’s talk show on Wednesday night, Jennifer Aniston revealed that she had laser peel to get ageless skin. According to Jennifer, the process, which she calls “laser porn” because she is obsessed with it, is extremely intense, and will leave her looking like a battered burn victim for a week until the dead skin on her face falls off. Well, at least...
50 Things You Need To Give Up Today →
withperseverance: Give up trying to be perfect. – The real world doesn’t reward perfectionists, it rewards people who get things done. Give up comparing yourself to others. – The only person you are competing against is yourself. Give up dwelling on the past or worrying too much about the future. – Right now is the only moment guaranteed to you. Right now is life. Don’t miss it. Give up...
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