shavingryansprivates: ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
person at school: do you have a tumblr?
me: no what even is that
random person you just met: do you have a tumblr?
me: yeah here's my url and my phone number and my address and my social security number, new best friend
Brazilian Butt Workout
goodbyeto265: We all want a nice butt to make our skinny jeans look good. Try out this butt workout to tighten, tone and lift your butt! 20 Squats 20 Plie Squats 20 Donkey Kicks per side 20 Fire Hydrants per side 20 Circling Donkey Kick per side 30 Alternating Split Jumps 30 Alternating Sliders 30 Hips Lifts 20 Lunges Kicks per side Do this 3x through for an...
*reading a book*
Me: I'll just finish this chapter and then I'll go to bed.
Me: Ops. I finished the book.
When people say "I bought these for $300"
niknak79: and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”