July 2012
shavingryansprivates:
ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER
THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
person at school: do you have a tumblr?
me: no what even is that
random person you just met: do you have a tumblr?
me: yeah here's my url and my phone number and my address and my social security number, new best friend
Brazilian Butt Workout
goodbyeto265:
We all want a nice butt to make our skinny jeans look good. Try out this butt workout to tighten, tone and lift your butt!
20 Squats
20 Plie Squats
20 Donkey Kicks per side
20 Fire Hydrants per side
20 Circling Donkey Kick per side
30 Alternating Split Jumps
30 Alternating Sliders
30 Hips Lifts
20 Lunges Kicks per side
Do this 3x through for an...
*reading a book*
Me: I'll just finish this chapter and then I'll go to bed.
Me:
Me:
Me: Ops. I finished the book.
When people say "I bought these for $300"
niknak79:
and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”
